Sunday, May 31, 2009



Latinos and Morrissey? Connect the dots

I've always been perplexed by the draw and fascination of the rockabilly scene and latinos to Morrissey. I mean his music can't really be deemed rockabilly in any sense of the style, and what exactly is his appeal to the common law latino? I mean he's a morose, depressing, paley white british man with efiminate qualities. That in itself seemed so very far from the Latino in context, for me.

Well it looks like my question has finally been answered. I ran across the following old article from a few years back on the world wide web, discussing Morrissey's growing latino fanbase. This was printed back in 2005 in Orange County Weekly. So with out further ado, read for yourself this fascinating explanation that solves the decades long question.


YUMA

The crowd chants, “Me-xi-co! Me-xi-co!” in an attempt to get the singer to acknowledge that the majority of the audience is Latino. He does. “I’m going to sing a couple of more songs,” he tells them, “then all of you can go back to Mexicali.”

And the Yuma Convention Center explodes.

Only one white man in the world—and he’s not the pope—can tell a group of Mexicans in the United States to return to Mexico and not only avert death, but be loved for saying so.

His name: Steven Patrick Morrissey, former lead singer of the Smiths, current saint among countless young Latinos.

The same convention-center audience demographic greets him wherever he performs: Los Angeles, Colorado Springs or this desolate desert town. So he always makes sure to yell out “Mexico” or perform some grand ethnic genuflection to his adoring fans, letting them know that he knows. They always respond in ecstasy; grateful.

By the time you read this, there will have been numerous television reports, radio interviews and newspaper stories revealing that many Morrissey fans are Latinos. They will tell you that history—musical, cultural, transnational—will take place this Friday at the Arrowhead Pond when Morrissey shares the stage with Mexican rock en español titans Jaguares in the biggest crossover attempt since Drake burned the Spanish Armada.

And they will tell you that you should be surprised. You shouldn’t. There’s something logical in this Latino Morrissey-worship. Morrissey knows it, his fans know it, and even academics know it. What exactly “it” is isn’t exactly clear except that it’s there, as plain as the Morrissey tattoo on the left shoulder of the muchacha crying on the floor of the Yuma Convention Center.

NEW WAVE’S SERMON ON THE MOUNT

I received the call at about 2 in the morning: a weak, almost slurring cry for help. “Hey, Gustavo. It’s Ben. Man, I need my Morrissey CDs back. [Long pause] I really miss them. [Longer pause, voice now quivering the slightest bit] I need them.”

Ben follows up the next day with an e-mail: “Please get me those CDs as soon as you can. I am being deprived.”

Ben is Benjamín Escobedo, a 25-year-old Santa Ana Democratic Party stalwart. Across the back window of his car is the salute to Morrissey and his domination of the city in which the singer now makes his home, “Moz Angeles.” He let me borrow his Morrissey/Smiths collection (every CD, even the bootlegs, imports and special editions) for only two days before sending those messages.

Ben’s devotion to Morrissey is a lesser example of what Latino Morrissey fans feel for their god. They wear pins, patches or tattoos with their charming man’s face. They dress like him (rockabilly chic to British mod), carry around his favorite flowers (gladiolas), and cite his songs as answers to every problem they might have. One particular favorite is ending e-mail messages with the line “It takes strength to be gentle and kind” from “I Know It’s Over,” New Wave’s Sermon on the Mount.


Some fans, like Cal State Fullerton graduate student Patricia Godínez-Benjumea, go as far as visiting his house in the Hollywood Hills and dropping off stories they write about him. “His music is the soundtrack of my life,” Godínez-Benjumea says.

“He reaches my innermost thoughts and fears and aspirations and longing. For a long time, I felt isolated and alone. Only Morrissey comforted me.”

Godínez-Benjumea wrote an article discussing how Morrissey saved her life for a school publication. “My friend Maggie told me where he lived and said I should go give it to him,” she said. “Before, I never had the guts to do it. Even when we went to his house, Maggie put my story in his mailbox. I didn’t even tell my husband that I did that.”

Ben has yet to visit Morrissey’s home, but he knows the address. His love affair with the Manchester native began when his brother and friends introduced him to Viva Hate. “When I first heard the album, it blew my mind,” Ben says. “Every time I hear him now, he impresses me more and more.”

Morrissey plays such a big role in Ben’s life that he has a death pact with his friend: whoever dies first will make sure that “Well I Wonder” (”Please keep me in mind/Please keep me in mind”) is played at the funeral.

“Moz speaks to me,” Ben says. “For almost any problem in life, I can think of a Morrissey song. For example, ‘Hand in Glove’ has that line”—and, here, Ben sings—”‘And if the people stare/Then the people stare/Oh, I really don’t know, and I really don’t care.’ That taught me to not care about what others may think of who I love.

“From the very beginning, I knew that Latinos liked Morrissey,” Ben remarks. “In fact, I cannot name one white person who likes Morrissey.”

‘A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE’

What is it about Morrissey that attracts Latinos? It may be that it echoes the music of Mexico, the ranchera. His trembling falsetto brings to mind the rich, sad voice of Pedro Infante, while his effeminate stage presence makes him a U.K. version of Juan Gabriel. As in ranchera, Morrissey’s lyrics rely on ambiguity, powerful imagery and metaphors. Thematically, the idealization of a simpler life and a rejection of all things bourgeois come from a populist impulse common to ranchera.

The most striking similarity, though, is Morrissey’s signature beckoning and embrace of the uncertainty of life and love, something that at first glance might seem the opposite of macho Mexican music. But check it out: for all the machismo and virulent existentialism that Mexican music espouses, there is another side—a morbid fascination with getting your heart and dreams broken by others, usually in death.

In fact, Morrissey’s most famous confession of unrequited love, “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out,” (”And if a double-decker bus/Crashes into us/To die by your side/Would be a heavenly way to die”) emulates almost sentiment for sentiment Cuco Sanchez’s torch song “Cama de Piedra” (”The day that they kill me/May it be with five bullets/And be close to you”).
“I see Moz as something like Los Tigres del Norte,” Ben says, referring to the conjunto norteño legends who’ve graphed and broadcast Mexican sentiment for the past quarter of a century. “They can take you through the day—make you laugh, smile and cry. And that’s what Morrissey does.”

Comparing Morrissey with Mexican music is an interesting game, but it’s beside the point. Most of Morrissey’s Latino fans, while growing up with ranchera, don’t automatically relate Morrissey to anything Mexican. More immediate to them is the music of their Mexican-Americanized youth: 1980s New Wave, oldies-but-goodies, and the rockabilly rhythms that have been a part of Mexican culture in one form or another since the heyday of the zoot suit. It’s natural, then, for Latinos to find Morrissey appealing: he incorporates all of these styles into his music, in the process singing their life.

“A lot of Latinos in Southern California grew up to oldies and rancheras,” Ben says. “But everyone also listened to KROQ, especially the flashback lunches. A lot of those artists on KROQ were English, and the one that really stuck to people was Morrissey. His music had the style of a lot of the music we were already accustomed to.”

‘I WISH I WAS BORN MEXICAN’

Morrissey once told a Las Vegas audience composed of (what else?) mostly Latinos that “‘Mexico’ is the only Spanish word I know. But it’s the best word.”

That concert was part of 1999’s “¡Oye Esteban!” tour. An advertisement for his concerts that year excitedly screamed, “¡El cantante! ¡El concierto! (The singer! The concert!).” On that tour, Morrissey performed wearing T-shirts and belt buckles emblazoned with “Mexico” and at times even the Virgen de Guadalupe, the spiritual embodiment of Catholic Mexico.

Morrissey’s most famous acknowledgement of his Latino fans, though, came here in Orange County during that same tour. “I wish I was born Mexican,” Morrissey told an overwhelmingly Latino audience at UC Irvine’s Bren Events Center. “But it’s too late for that now.” This is the Dylan-at-Newport moment of the Latino Morrissey crowd, the defining moment of the scene, something that everyone attended even if they were somewhere else.

The argument can even be made that Morrissey’s acknowledgement of his Latino lovers goes back as early as 1992’s Your Arsenal; on “Glamorous Glue,” he wondered, “We look to Los Angeles/For the language we use/London is dead/London is dead/Now I’m too much in love.” Elizabethan English and its people have perished, he tells us; long live the Spanglish race of Nuestra Lady de los Ángeles.

Regardless of when Morrissey discovered his Latino worshipers, it’s indisputable that he now tailors his career for them. He lives in Los Angeles, the second-largest city in Latin America, and attends rock en español shows in Huntington Park to see Hispanic troubadour Mikel Erenxtun sing excellent Spanish versions of “Everyday Is Like Sunday” and “There Is a Light that Never Goes Out.”

His current tour eschews the East Coast and Midwest in favor of Latino or nearly Latino enclaves in Arizona, California and Las Vegas. Morrissey’s participation in Jaguares’ Revolución Tour is another show of solidarity with the people who’ve made him a king.

“It’s no secret that he moved to Southern California where there’s a huge Latino base,” says Javier Castellanos, who’s trying to get Morrissey to come to his Anaheim club, JC Fandango, and displays a smiling picture of the eternally dour Morrissey to prove it. “I told him, ‘You know there’re a lot of Latinos who love you.’ And he just nodded his head.”

Anyone attending Friday’s show will most likely hear “Mexico,” a new song he debuted on this tour.

A slow ballad similar to the baroque horror of “Meat Is Murder,” “Mexico” reads like a Chicano manifesto:
In Mexico
I went for a walk to inhale the tranquil cool lover’s air.
I could taste a trace
Of American chemical waste.
And the small voice said, “What can I do?”
I lay on the grass
And I cried my heart out for want of my love.

Other stanzas are just as radical, with the most memorable passage observing that Mexicans in the United States face a situation in which “It seems if you’re rich and you’re white/You’ll be all right./I just don’t see why this should be so.”

After years of searching for contentment, Morrissey found it in the Mexican republic of Moz Angeles.

“Morrissey found us, and we bumped into him, and we fell in love with him,” Ben says. “And he loved us back.”

TURNING MANLINESS ON ITS CABESA

Despite such a devoted fan base, media treatment of the Latino Morrissey phenomenon is universally condescending, if not outright racist. Typical is the following passage from Big Brother magazine on one reporter’s attempt to try to crack the Latino Morrissey obsession at a Morrissey/Smiths convention:

As much as I enjoyed hanging out with Edwin and his friends, I have to admit I had an ulterior motive. I wanted to exhibit their acceptance of me, as a gringo who’s down with the southerners, to gain admittance into some of the other, more thuggier Mexican cliques that were scattered throughout the convention. I was fascinated with the monsters that filled their ranks, and I wanted to photograph them without arousing anyone’s suspicion that I was just another white man exploiting the beaners for his own gain . . . which, in a way, I was kind of doing.

Other articles on the Morrissey Latino phenomenon have called Latino Morrissey fans “an audience of East LA homeboys” (Spin) or “tattooed Hispanic LA gangs” (Select). They describe those fans as possessing “perfect Mayan features” and wearing “the standard barrio uniform of shaved head, baggy jeans and short-sleeved plaid shirt” (LA Weekly). They describe Morrissey’s divine powers to save Latinos from gangs (the British TV show Passengers). Or they’ll sum it up easily by saying that Morrissey’s Latino fans are “warm brown” (Los Angeles Times Magazine).

“It’s hard to tell if the [press is] more upset with Morrissey for not knowing when he was finished,” writes academic Colin Snowsell, “or with the audience for not respecting—or being unfashionably oblivious, too—the tacit understanding that Morrissey was taboo.”

Snowsell, a doctoral candidate at Montreal, Quebec’s McGill University, has made a study not merely of the connection between Morrissey and his fans, but also of the media’s perspective of both. He has presented his observations in major academic symposiums and in his master’s thesis, soon to be a dissertation, “‘My Only Mistake Is I’m Hoping’: Monty, Morrissey, and the Importance of Being Mediatized.”

Ben:”He loved us back.”

A lifelong Morrissey fan, the Canadian discovered the Latino Morrissey phenomenon through occasional articles in the press and his interest in Latin America popular culture. “I was interested first in the fan base itself, but after reading a lot of articles on the subject, I became fascinated with how it was reported,” Snowsell says. “The media seemed to delight in pointing out this phenomenon so they could mock him and Latinos. They’re reporting it as a circus side story: the faded star appealing to non-mainstream audiences. But I say it makes perfectly good sense. I think Latinos have better taste than everyone else.”

Snowsell theorizes that Morrissey’s appeal to Latinos lies in the fact that he represents for them the same hope that he offers to all: an opportunity to transcend your lot in life. “Morrissey was, in short, providing to lower- and middle-class Mexican-Americans the same dual utopian message that he had once provided a decade earlier to predominately Anglo fans in the United Kingdom,” he writes. And what did he offer Anglos? “Escape from the injustices of a social order that confines them to the margin, but escape also from the limited identity options entrenched in peripheral, working- and middle-class culture.”

“There’s something to the fact that the audiences that have liked him weren’t rich,” he says. “His original British fans were poor and lower class. With Latinos, they’re certainly considered peripheral in their country. When they see someone who had a comparable experience, those themes of alienation and disenfranchisement come through. And Latinos pick up on those things and are drawn to him.”

More intriguing for Snowsell, though, is Morrissey’s subversion of gender and sexual roles and what that means for Latinos in a culture where everything begins and ends with machismo.

“Morrissey’s macho, but in a different way,” Snowsell says. “When you think of the archetypal North American male sex symbol, you think of rockabilly icons like Elvis Presley and James Dean. But he’s taken this most masculine of identities and remade it as a fey, wimpy, cardigan-wearing, gladiola-loving singer. When you present that to Latinos, whose culture offers very rigid gender models, it appeals to them because he uses this to show through actions that there are other identity options available. There’s no right or wrong way, and people can choose for themselves. They can be tough and sensitive at the same time.”

DESCENT INTO MORRISSEY

My cousins and many of my Latino friends are Morrissey freaks, but they never introduced me to him. It’s as if people must discover Morrissey on their own terms.

I saw the light recently. With Ben as my Virgil, I descended into Morrissey as we drove through the Imperial Valley to his Yuma show. The plan was to listen to every Smiths album during the four-hour journey out and to Morrissey’s solo work on the way back.

Ben was of no help; all he did throughout the journey was sing every lyric, mimic Johnny Marr’s chiming guitars, and blurt from track to track “This song, only real Morrissey fans understand” or “This song is for Morrissey poseurs.”

It didn’t matter. I’m immediately enthralled by everything that is Morrissey—the gentle yet intensely morose instrumentation; the velvety voice that spoke to me, only me and no one else; his (and my) sad tales of getting picked on in school, despising your environment; the nagging aspiration to be something much more—and in another place.

At the concert, it’s more of the same; the man wins me over, his words come to life and his acknowledgement of my culture is so beautiful. How could I not love Morrissey?

Morrissey sings to the disaffected, and God knows alienation is part of the assimilation tradition—the equal and opposite reaction of the immigrants drive to blend in. We ache; Morrissey soothes.

MALDONADO

Morrissey fans pack LA’s Knitting Factory and mouth every word that José Maldonado sings. He’s the leader of the Sweet and Tender Hooligans, a Morrissey/Smiths cover band with its own cult following in Southern California. Perhaps it’s because Maldonado sounds just like Moz, looks like him down to the pompadour and whipping of the mic wire. Or perhaps it’s because Maldonado is Mexican.

There are non-Latinos in the audience. But the overwhelming majority cheers wildly when Maldonado introduces his new bass player by revealing, “Tonight, the band is 20 percent browner!”

I tell Ben this story, and he smiles. He can. I had returned his CDs, and now I was a believer, too. We stage an impromptu sing-along to “The Boy With the Thorn in His Side.”

“I knew you were going to like Moz,” he beams. “All Latinos end up liking him.”



http://www.itsmorrisseysworld.com/

http://www.myspace.com/morrissey

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Black Lips - "Short Fuse"
"Dont light me up cause i gotta short fuse"


Cartoon Video Directed by the Lips own Joe Bradley, and animated by Chris Taylor www.throneboogie.com , the vid is a schizophrenic fit filled with explosives, mustachioed baddies, and a cameo from a cracked-up Humpty Dumpty taken from their newest release 200 Million Thousand, released on 2/24 on Die Slaughterhaus/Vice Music. .

'The Black Lips have a reputation for crazy live shows that have included vomiting, urination, nudity, band members kissing, Power Wheels races, fireworks, a chicken, and flaming guitars. The frequency of the group's outrageous stage antics has declined, as they claim to have matured "a little bit". Regarding these stage antics, the band said: "People and other bands and club owners can get really mad. We have gotten kicked out of alot [sic] of clubs. Sometimes they want to fight us when it happens. People run away and act scared. But theres nothing to be scared of, its all natural bodily functions. I think it's funny when people get mad."' -- http://www.syarecords.it/blinterview.htm

Don't stare at it too hard.

1. Take My Heart 2:48
2. Drugs 2:33
3. Starting Over 3:59
4. Let It Grow 3:37
5. Trapped In A Basement 2:34
6. Short Fuse 3:26
7. I'll Be With You 2:32
8. Big Black Baby Jesus Of Today 2:56
9. Again & Again 2:48
10. Old Man 2:52
11. Drop I Hold 3:16
12. Body Combat 3:24
13. Elijah 2:52
14. I Saw God 4:29
15. Hidden Track 7:41

http://www.myspace.com/theblacklips

www.black-lips.com

Right click to download the single above.



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Thursday, May 28, 2009

The New Face of Bulgaria

Who is the most popular celebrity in Bulgaria these days?

Believe it or not, Azis is one of Bulgaria's top celebrity icons.

Azis (Азис) (born Vasil Troyanov Boyanov (Васил Троянов Боянов) on March 7, 1978) is a very popular folk (chalga) singer who is actually from a Romani background, known for, among other things, his atypical gender expression and his flamboyant persona.

His discography includes: "Celuvai Me" (2003), "Na Golo" (2003), "Kraliat" (2004), "Together" with Desi Slava (2004). Azis has recorded and performed many songs with some of the most popular Bulgarian pop-folk singers, like Gloriya, Malina, Sofi Marinova, Toni Storaro, singer Marta Savić and also the rap performer Ustata.

His diva like songs and duets are both as famous and unique as his sense of fashion.

Azis i Ustata - Tochno sega





He caused a lot of controversy whilst campaigning heavily for the rights of the minority Romany Gypsy population in Bulgaria.

He began his political career in 2005 as a member of the Evroroma political party and ran in the general elections campaign in the summer of 2005, but didn't receive enough votes to become a member of Parliament and then returned to his music career.

In 2006 he performed in the semi-final of the Eurovision song contest, sporting a spectacular outfit and singing a duet with Mariana Popova with the song Let Me Cry.. The song did not make the grand finale, however Azis was well- remembered for his flamboyant personality.



The Bulgarian television programme called Velikite Balgara - (which is the Bulgarian version of the 2002 Greatest Brition from the BBC) elected Azis as the 21st greatest Bulgarian of all time (and was in fact the second ranking living person on the list, after football player Hristo Stoichkov, who was 12th)..

Also in 2006 the folk singing champion married his husband, even though it is not recognized in Bulgaria.

In 2007 Azis became a father to a daughter with his life-long friend Gala. His daughter was conceived via artificial insemination. The baby's name is Raya and it was part of his life-long dream to be a father.


Azis - Nikoj ne mozhe





Azis - Nakarai Me


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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

STARS OF TRACK AND FIELD - "MOVIES OF ANTARCTICA"

Stars of Track and Field is a three-piece indie pop band from Portland, Oregon, currently on the Wind-Up Records label. Their name is in reference to the Belle and Sebastian song of the same name found on If You're Feeling Sinister.

The band released a new album, entitled Centuries Before Love And War, to the iTunes Store in August 2006 and released a physical copy in January 2007. Several tracks from the album are available on the group's MySpace page.

Stars of track and field - "movies of antarctica"



"Standout 'Movies of Antartica' is a desolate stadium anthem that echoes Radiohead and Coldplay." - Billboard, January 2007

Stars of Track and Field 24hrspodcast interview





24hrs Joe Leary spoke with Kevin Calaba of Portland's Stars of Track on the soggy opening day of Virgin fest in Vancouver in which they discuss everything from the origin of the band's name to US politics.



The band was joined by former AC/DC drummer Chris Slade on DirecTV's original game show "Rock and a Hard Place" hosted by Meat Loaf in which they faced country group Lonestar.

"A little bit poppy, a little bit electronic, a little bit dreamy. All together amazing." - NY Post's Best Songs to Download from 2006, December 19th, 2006

wow......um this kinda gave me the chills.
dunno about you, but take a listen. I really like how they did it. I didn't know how good of a voice he has......wow
Stars of Track and Field sing National Anthem



At the Portland Trailblazers NBA Game at the Rose Garden Arena on December 14th 2007.

PDX rising sons of epic dream-core

Stars Of Track And Field
Centuries Before Love And War
(Wind Up, 2007)
1. Centuries
2. Movies of Antarctica
3. With You
4. Lullaby for a G.I. / Don’t Close Your Eyes
5. Real Time
6. Arithmatik
7. U.S. Mile 5
8. Say Hello
9. Exit The Recital
10. Fantastic

SXSW Executive Producer Matt Dentlers blog listed Stars of Track and Field as the #4 Band to Watch for 2006. Stars Of Track And Field played live in concert on some cable show of a gig at The Lone Star Lounge in Austin, Texas for SXSW on 03-17-07.
Dang I'm telling you.. matter of time man.....the fire is growing.

I read all these comments on their Myspace page from people who caught the SXSW Texas gigs. Sounds like they're growing fans. Or rather addicted fans you might say. Bunch of quotes like this, "I can't quit listening to the CD, but to see ya'll live cannot be topped." ...And lots of "y'all's". hahahaha
Download the song Century
I threw in an mp3 of the live show that I saw on tv, that I told you about. It's them playing at SXSW.
Down load the official single above
....and download the live version here

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Monday, May 25, 2009

The Fun Lovin' Criminals are an American alternative rap / alternative rock group from New York City. Their musical style is eclectic, covering such styles as hip hop, rock, blues and jazz. Their songs often deal with city/urban life, often explicitly New York City, covering such issues as organized crime, drugs, violence, poverty and politics. Their debut album, Come Find Yourself, was released in 1995 by Capitol Records and while it was a commercial flop in the US, it sold very well internationally, reaching #7 in the UK album charts. But they are probably best known for the band's biggest hit single to date, "Scooby Snacks", reaching #12 in the US, which features samples from films by Quentin Tarantino, interspersed with rap verses and a sung, anthemic, chorus. The album is very New York-centric, including tracks about the L-train (Bombin' The L), and Mafia crimelord John Gotti (King Of New York), with many smaller references in other songs.

This album is the perfect soundtrack to a hot summers day, sitting under an umbrella or on the front/back porch, sipping down an ice cold Palmed Arnold* from a mason jar for that old time back woods feelin' or cruising the strip in your drop top. Crank it, kick back and soak in the rays, the waves and the good 'ole days

*A Palmed Arnold© (aka Rosie Palm's Victim©...aka A Five Finger Fuck©)

Ingredients:

1/4 of Lemon Vodka
1/4 of Lemonade
1/2 of Iced tea

...serve with lots of ice. Preferably use Lemon flavored vodka for that extra lemony zest, but this mixture is also great for covering the taste of extremely cheap vodka, and/or any other spirits you deem worthy. Enjoy!

Fun Lovin' Criminals - Fun Lovin' Criminal


Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks

This is the original, rarely seen video for the classic track.


Fun Lovin' Criminals - Smoke 'Em


Check out this live version of the Fun Lovin' Criminals performing "Smoke Em'" on the White Room in 1996. A sexy, soulful, jazzy groove with some great bluesy guitar licks



Fun Lovin' Criminals - Come Find Yourself

Label Capitol / EMI
Orig Year 1996
Release Date Feb 20, 1996
Studio/Live Studio
Mono/Stereo Stereo
Producer Fun Lovin' Criminals
Engineer Tim Latham

Track Listing:

1. The Fun Lovin' Criminal
2. Passive/Aggressive
3. The Grave and the Constant
4. Scooby Snacks
5. Smoke 'Em
6. Bombin' the L
7. I Can't Get With That
8. King of New York
9. We Have All the Time in the World
10. Bear Hug
11. Come Find Yourself
12. Crime and Punishment
13. Methadonia


http://www.myspace.com/funlovincriminalsnyc

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

STARS OF TRACK AND FIELD - "CENTURIES"



STARS OF TRACK AND FIELD
One band you should definately check out is "Stars Of Track And Field"
They wear ascots...how could you go wrong?!
If you don't like them.......I'll eat my hat!
They are based out of Portland, Oregon, and I see great things happening for them soon. I absolutely love them
Stars of Track and Field burst with indie pop hooks, shoe gazer ambience, and slanted guitar rock. Working from compositions co-written by lead singer Kevin Calaba and guitar player Jason Bell, this three piece that includes drummer Daniel Orvik, concern themselves with subtlety, decisive vocals, lilting harmonies, and interwoven guitar phrasing that's both engaging and warm to the ear. Taking their name from Belle and Sebastian's Brit-folk epic, "stars of track and field you are," they owe as much of their sound to English groups as they do to the surrounding influence of NW indie rock.

Stars of Track and Field - "Centuries" (live at The Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA. 8/22/07)




They remind me of if you threw Simon and Garfunkel, Postal Service, electronica, threw in a little shoe gazer music and other odd bands and you'd get this whipped cream and jalapeno peppers mix. To me......it's liltingly addicting. it's like sugary crack that seeps into your veins and before you know it yer bouncing yourself silly against the walls with dreamy eyes and drooling from the sadness that seams to permeate these songs. Frankly I can't tell if this music is depressing or uplifting. It seams to have both effects for myself. it goes from dreamy silly melodies one moment to sweeping anthemic rock the next.
"Arithmatik" was the first single playing on the radio in the PNW. I love this song as one of my favorites. But the second single was "Movies Of Antarctica". Another great song. Maybe I'll showcase that video tomorrow..........
I think you'd love this band! I've been addicted to them as one of my favorite bands at the moment, ever since I laid ears on them. I can't get enough of them.
hahaha now that I've blushed sweet confectionary sugar about them......you'll probably go......"what's all the hype?"
oh well. just go and let yourself be whisked away. I picture this movie as a soundtrack to unicorns, fairies, clouds and sugary candy. hmmmm weird. The harmonies are what kill me I think.

Stars of Track and Field - "Century" (live at Bumbershoot Seattle, OR. 09/07)




"A little bit poppy, a little bit electronic, a little bit dreamy. Altogether amazing." - New York Post, December 2006
"Like TV on the Radio, the guys in Stars work with seemingly disparate elements: Soft vocals mix with epic rock, samples clash with live sounds and unusual patterns develop within each track." - Orlando City Beat, January 2007
"Good enough to scare the Postal Service gang back into the studio." - The Boston Globe, January 2007

PDX rising sons of epic dream-core

Stars Of Track And Field
Centuries Before Love And War
(Wind Up, 2007)
1. Centuries
2. Movies of Antarctica
3. With You
4. Lullaby for a G.I. / Don’t Close Your Eyes
5. Real Time
6. Arithmatik
7. U.S. Mile 5
8. Say Hello
9. Exit The Recital
10. Fantastic

Stars Of Track And Field played live in concert on some cable show of a gig at The Lone Star Lounge in Austin, Texas for SXSW on 03-17-07.
Dang I'm telling you.. matter of time man.....the fire is growing.

I read all these comments on their Myspace page from people who caught the SXSW Texas gigs. Sounds like they're growing fans. Or rather addicted fans you might say. Bunch of quotes like this, "I can't quit listening to the CD, but to see ya'll live cannot be topped." ...And lots of "y'all's". hahahaha
Download the song Century
I threw in an mp3 of the live show that I saw on tv, that I told you about. It's them playing at SXSW.
Down load the official single above
....and download the live version here (which sounds way better than those live videos above)


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Stereophonics - "You're My Star"




I always loved this band and this is a great track by the band. This song is taken from the album 'Decade In The Sun - Best Of Stereophonics'. I especially love the lyrics to this song, and seeing as we have a three day weekend coming up, it just seemed a fitting soundtrack to the good times and those who make every day "come alive"! Enjoy! If you like what you hear here, go out and buy the rest of their albums. -- }:>


Stereophonics - "Decade In The Sun - Best Of Stereophonics"
Release Date 12-09-2008
Record Label Fontana International/Vox Populi Records
Album Tracks
1. Dakota
2. The Bartender and the Thief
3. Just Looking
4. Have a Nice Day
5. Local Boy in the Photograph
6. Maybe Tomorrow
7. Superman
8. Pick a Part That's New
9. My Own Worst Enemy
10. I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio
11. You're My Star
12. Mr. Writer
13. Step on My Old Size Nines
14. Devil
15. It Means Nothing
16. A Thousand Trees
17. Vegas Two Times
18. Traffic
19. More Life in a Tramp's Vest
20. Handbags and Gladrags

Lyrics:

You fly with angels wings
You’ve got my blood in your veins
And your eyes see everything
And they shine like diamond rings

You’re my Sunday
Make my Monday come alive
Just like Tuesday
You’re a new day that wakes me up
Wednesday’s raining
Thursday’s yearning
Friday nights
Then it all ends at the weekend
You’re my star

At times I cave right in (at time I cave right in)
But there’s fights we have to win (the fights we have to win)
And your songs we love to sing (la la la la la, la la la la)
May your dreams forever live (la la la la, la la la la)

You’re my Sunday
Make my Monday come alive
Just like Tuesday
You’re a new day that wakes me up
Wednesday’s raining
Thursday’s yearning
Friday nights
Then it all ends at the weekend
You’re my star

You’re my star
Yes you are

Its a thrill to see your imagination
Just watching you is an education
What’s in your mind is my fascination
It blows my mind and sets my heart a racing

You’re my Sunday
Make my Monday come alive (you make me come alive)
Just like Tuesday
You’re a new day that wakes me up (you make me come alive)
Wednesday’s raining
Thursday’s yearning
Friday nights (you make me come alive)
Then it all ends at the weekend

http://www.myspace.com/stereophonics

http://www.stereophonics.com/

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

MsTaken.com -"Puke In My Mouth"


http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to Lonely Island's "Jizz In My Pants", I posted two days ago. The Pantless Knights got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. The Pantless Knights thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her theywanted to make a music video for it. A few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep The Pantless Knights' cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!

-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com

support
MsTaken.com and go get the fake engagement ring + douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com

and here's a link to download the free mp3!

http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel


LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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Monday, May 18, 2009


* Category: Music » Rockabilly, Blues & Punk
* Release Date: December 15, 1992
* Label: Dr. Dream Records
* UPC: 044688926627


Track listing
1 Intro / Hoodoo Guru
2 Shake!
3 Venice
4 Move To The Hills
5 Drivin'
6 Killin' Floor
7 Cadillac Hearse
8 Lookin' For Some Strange
9 Graveyard Blues
10 Confidence
11 Miles Away
12 Bonedry
13 (Carry My Soul To) The River

The Cadillac Tramps: Gabby (vocals, acoustic guitar), Brian Coakley, John Christian Wickersham (guitar, vocals), Warren W. Renfrow (bass), Spanky (drums).

Additional personnel: Mike Buyuklian (horn), Tony Ter Borg (organ), Jamie Reidling (drums), Beth Carmellini, Jenny Mac (background vocals).

Producers: E., Johnny Wickersham, Brian Coakley (all tracks).

Recorded at For The Record, Orange, California.

All songs written by The Cadillac Tramps, except "Killin' Floor" (Howlin' Wolf).

Alternative Press (1/93, p.54) - "...TOMBSTONE RADIO is on its own wavelength...The Cadillac Tramps have become expert at switching moods and still keeping the fire smoldering...[the] songs are delirious tripping-over-themselves clatter in a thrill-crazy style..."


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Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Lonely Island - "Jizz In My Pants"


Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.(Directed by Kiv)
Copyright - Universal Republic

The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD".


Song Title
1. Who Said We're Wack? 1:16
2. Santana DVX 2:35
3. Jizz In My Pants 2:31
4. I'm On A Boat 2:36
5. Sax Man 2:06
6. Lazy Sunday 2:19
7. Normal Guy 1:04
8. Boombox 3:13
9. Shrooms 0:34
10. Like A Boss 1:46
11. We Like Sportz 2:04
12. Dreamgirl 3:13
13. Ras Trent 2:05
14. Dick In A Box 2:41
15. The Old Saloon 1:05
16. Punch You In The Jeans 2:47
17. Space Olympics 2:55
18. Natalie's Rap 2:27
19. Incredibad 2:54

The Lonely Island (TLI) is an American comedy group composed of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone (aka the Dudes) that writes and stars in other previous parodies for Saturday Night Live, "Dick in a Box", "Like a Boss" and "I'm on a Boat" that have subsequently had huge success both on the show and on the Internet..

Pitchfork recently did an interview with The Lonely Island guys.

Official Website :: http://www.thelonelyisland.com

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Pack A.D. - "Making Gestures"






The Pack A.D. are a garage-rock duo from Vancouver, BC, formed in 2006. The Pack A.D. consists of singer/songwriter/guitarist Becky Black and drummer/songwriter Maya Miller and have been compared to the likes of The White Stripes, The Kills, and The Black Keys. These girls have embraced the blues/rock tradition of often using a combination of rhythm and lead guitar with a steady drum beat.
The Pack A.D.’s second album Funeral Mixtape was released August 12th 2008 under Mint Records and recorded live off the floor to analog tape at The Hive Studios. The album perfectly encapsulates the intensity and warmth of The Pack A.D.'s music. It consists of 11 tracks in the same blues rock style as their first album, Tintype.
Becky Black's vocals have been compared to Janis Joplin, and the combined duo's live show to long established acts like The Black Keys.

A guitar-drum howling-blues duo, Becky Black and Maya Miller of the Pack are clearly meant to play together...The whole beautiful mess (of Tintype) will have uptown turkeys running in terror back to their Eric Clapton "blues" CDs.
--Adrian Mack (The Georgia Straight) AUG 07

http://www.myspace.com/thepackad
http://thepackafterdeath.com/


Funeral Mixtape (August 2008) – Mint Records

Track list:

1. Blackout
2. Don't Have to Like You
3. Making Gestures -(single)
4. Shiny Things
5. Oh Be Joyful
6. Underground
7. June
8. Dannemora Blues
9. Build
10. Wolves and Werewolves
11. Worried

Read this interview on laist.com
http://laist.com/2009/03/11/meet_the_pack_ad_-_bad_ass_blues_ch.php
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Friday, May 15, 2009

Empire State Human - "Audio Gothic"

Empire State Human, based in Dublin/Ireland, formed in 1999. Band members are Aidan Casserly (vocals), Seán Barron (programming, keyboards, electronic percussion & backing vocals) & Lar Kiernan (keyboards). Empire State Human create contemporary song and instrumental based electronic music, with a retro-electro edge. Their music is a combination of analogue and digital synthesized sound, mixed with powerful rhythms and overlaid with strong pop vocal melodies. Empire State Human have 11 releases since 2002 - Pop Robot, Music For Human, Alpha & Omega, Liquid Blue, Urbanism, Live On Mars, Cycles, Terra Incognito: parts 1>5, Digital City, Popularity? & Rarity?. In 2004 Empire State Human had a number one in the US iTunes dance charts with a cover of "Theme To Halloween". Empire State Human have composed music for films and adverts and in 2008 their song "Liquid Blue" featured in the film "The Viva Voce Virus". Empire State Human are the first Irish band to ever work with an original member of Kraftwerk (Wolfgang Flur). Their new studio album "Audio Gothic", was released in North America in April 2009.


Empire State Human "Audio Gothic"
First track from the March 2009 album from Empire State Human - Audio Gothic

Empire State Human
"Audio Gothic"
Ninthwave Records
electronic/synthpop
2009.04.14
www.myspace.com/empirestatehumanmusic
www.ninthwaverecords.com
Track listing
01 Audio Gothic
02 Camera
03 Ghosts In America
04 Leap Of Faith
05 Melancholic Afro (Feat Wolfgang Flur,yamo)
06 I Work For The Government
07 No Wires
08 Seeing Stars
09 Like Diamond
10 Sitting Solitude

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

20 Biggest Record Company Screw-Ups of All Time

From turning down the Beatles to stomping Napster— the most ill-advised,
foolhardy and downright idiotic decisions ever made by The Man.

They Never Even Recouped Their Aqua Net Expenses
#20 As grunge dawns, one label bets on hair metal
In 1989, with hair metal reaching its zenith, the A&R department at MCA
Records finally decided to get in on the act—by tossing a rumored $1
million at L.A. band Pretty Boy Floyd, who at the time had played only
eight shows. The band’s debut, Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz, peaked at No. 130 on the Billboard charts, and the Floyd blew another mil or so of
MCA’s money before the label finally dropped them in 1991 … right around
the time the suits blew a chance to sign a fledgling Seattle outfit called
Nirvana.
Unintended consequence : Around 1992, the Sunset Strip pizza-delivery scene
gets a fresh infusion of talent.


The Vinyl Solution
#19 The industry kills the single—and begins its own slow demise
In the early ’80s, the music industry began to phase out vinyl singles in
favor of cassettes and later, CDs. Then, since it costs the same to
manufacture a CD single as a full album, they ditched the format almost
altogether. But they forgot that singles were how fans got into the
music-buying habit before they had enough money to spend on albums. The end
result? Kids who expect music for free. “Greed to force consumers to buy an
album [resulted] in the loss of an entire generation of record consumers,”
says Billboard charts expert Joel Whitburn. “People who could only afford
to buy their favorite hit of the week were told it wasn’t available as a
single. Instead, they stopped going to record shops and turned their
attention to illegally downloading songs.”
Unintended consequence: The Eagles still top the album charts.


Come Back, Kid
#18 BMG dumps Clive Davis, begs him to return
In 2000, when company retirement policy deemed Clive Davis too old to run
Arista, the label he’d founded 25 years earlier, he was pushed out the door
in favor of Antonio “L.A.” Reid. After loud public complaints from artists
including Whitney Houston and Carlos Santana, parent company BMG was shamed
into giving Davis a nice going-away present—his own label, J Records, along
with a $150 million bankroll. Ironically, while J spawned hits from Alicia
Keys, Luther Vandross and Rod Stewart, Arista reportedly chalked up
hundreds of millions in losses. In 2002, BMG forked over another $50
million to buy J, then two years later ousted Reid and hired a new CEO of
BMG North America: an ambitious young Turk named Clive Davis
Unintended consequence: Rod Stewart’s The Great American Songbook, Volumes
I-IV


Dim Bulb
#17 Thomas Edison disses jazz, industry standards America’s most famous inventor,
and the creator of the phonograph, also
had his own record label: National
Phonograph Company, later Edison Records.
Naturally, it was the biggest one around
at first but made two fatal
errors. One was that Edison Records worked only on
Edison’s players, while
other manufacturers’ conformed to the industry standard and
worked
interchangeably. The other was that Edison let his personal taste govern Edison
releases—and he hated jazz: “I always play jazz records backwards,”
he sniffed. “They
sound better that way.” So after releasing the world’s
first jazz recording—Collins
and Harlan’s “That Funny Jas Ba
nd From Dixieland”—the company spurned the craze in
favor of waltzes and foxtrots
.
Edison Records folded in October 1929.
Unintended consequence:
Edison adds “tin-eared A&R” to his list of
inventions.

Double Jeopardy
#16 Warner pays for Wilco record twice
When Wilco handed over their album Yankee Hotel Foxtrot to Reprise in June
2001, acting label boss David Kahne—best known for producing Sugar Ray
albums—reportedly thought it was “so bad it would kill Wilco’s career.” The
band refused to make changes, so Reprise handed them their walking
papers—and the masters to the album. A few months later, Wilco signed with
Nonesuch, which, like Reprise, was a subsidiary of AOL Time Warner, meaning
that after shelling out roughly $300,000 to make YHF in the first place,
the corporation was now paying for it again. The record remains Wilco’s
best seller to date.
Unintended consequence: Jeff Tweedy’s poetry collection is published in 2004.


Money For Nothing
#15 MCA’s teen-pop calamity
How sure was MCA that slinky Irish teen Carly Hennessy was going to be a gargantuan pop star? So sure that in 1999 they staked the former Denny’s sausage spokesmodel with a $100,000 advance, $5,000 a month in living expenses and an apartment in Marina Del Rey, California, spending roughly $2.2 million in all on her 2001 debut, Ultimate High. How wrong were they?
In its first three months in stores, Ultimate High sold a whopping 378 copies, putting the label’s investment somewhere in the order of $5,820 per copy sold. Last seen, Hennessy had resurfaced—still looking for her big break—on season seven of American Idol.
Unintended consequence: “Sausage spokesmodel” proves a less embarrassing résumé entry than expected.


Always Read The Fine … Oh, Never Mind
#14 Stax Records unintentionally gives away the store
Soul fans can credit Memphis’s Stax Records for classic hits by Otis
Redding, Sam & Dave and Booker T & the M.G.’s—but the real winner was
Atlantic. In 1960, Atlantic partner Jerry Wexler liked one of Stax’s first
releases enough to pay label president Jim Stewart $1,000 to lease it, and
Atlantic soon contracted to market and distribute all Stax releases. Seven
years later, with Stax reeling from Redding’s death, Stewart finally took a
close look at the Atlantic contract and discovered he’d been bamboozled:
Contrary to industry practice, Atlantic became the owner of any Stax
release it handled. Stax had signed away its catalogue and future.
Unintended consequence: Bob Dole flips “Soul Man” into “Dole Man” during
his ’96 presidential campaign.


The Last Of The Mega-Deals
#13 One label’s big spending single-handedly ends “alt-rock” boom
In 1996, Warner Bros. signed R.E.M. to a five-album contract for a reported
$80 million. It was the most costly record deal in history and elicited one
of the lowest returns. Warner needed R.E.M. to sell at least 3 million
copies of all five records to come out in the black, but sleepy folk-rock
albums like 1998’s Up moved a fifth of that. The execs went further into
the hole by allowing R.E.M. to keep the masters of all their Warner
releases, forfeiting future revenues generated by the band’s popular ’80s
and early-’90s discs. http://www.portrait.gov.au/exhibit/catt/_lib/img/img_rem.jpg No one knows how much the label lost—but the debacle brought to a close an era in which acts known for their “integrity” could
score huge paydays.
Unintended consequence: Warner executives still hoping “Daysleeper” makes
it on to The Hills soundtrack.


Axl Grease
#12 Geffen pumps millions into (the nonexistent) Chinese Democracy
Ten years ago, Guns N’ Roses still looked like a good investment—they’d
gone platinum 32 times. So in 1998, Geffen Records could be forgiven for
paying Axl Rose a million bucks to complete GNR’s fifth album, promising a
million more if he delivered it soon. (Rose had already spent four years
working on the LP, losing every original bandmate in the process.) Beset by
perfectionism, lack of focus and plain-old nuttiness, Rose never got that
bonus million. http://www.showcase.ca/blog/photos/music/images/55074/original.aspx But his label kept spending: In 2001, monthly expenses totaled $244,000. Four producers and a gazillion guitar overdubs later, the
album finally was released on November 23, 2008. And Geffen’s in the red for $13 million.
Unintended consequence: A frustrated Rose gets into a well-publicized fistfight
with … Tommy Hilfiger!


Just Be Yourself—Or Else
#11 Geffen sues Neil Young for making “unrepresentative” music
At the dawn of the ’80s, David Geffen signed Neil Young to his new record
label, promising that “commercial” considerations would never get in the
way of art. Young took this to heart, wandering so far off the reservation
with albums like 1983’s synth-driven Trans that Geffen filed a $3 million
breach-of-contract suit: effectively charging the folk-rock icon with not
making “Neil Young” records. http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/dre500/e563/e5638862del.jpg Young filed a $21 million countersuit before settling out of court, but remained somewhat bemused by Geffen’s judgment:
“He didn’t seem to comprehend how … uh, diverse my musical career had
become,” Young said.
Unintended consequence: Young’s Happy House and Tejano albums remain on the
shelf.

Youth Movement
#10 Columbia Records loses Alicia Keys, drops 50 Cent

Columbia had a way with young talent in the late ’90s and early ’00s.
First, after plunking down a reported $400,000 to sign Alicia Keys, they
turned her over to high-priced producers who tried to transform her into
Whitney Houston. Frustrated, she bolted—and signed with J Records, where
she has sold more than 20 million albums to date. http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/50_sydentcent.jpg Around the same time, another languishing Columbia prospect, 50 Cent, recorded “How to Rob” in a desperate attempt to get his label to notice him. But when he was shot nine
times in 2000, skittish execs dumped him—and then watched as he became an
unstoppable one-man money factory at Interscope.
Unintended consequence: Fedoras and bullet­proof vests become essential
urban-fashion accessories.

Spy Game
#9 “Digital-rights management” backfires even more badly than usual
In a 2005 effort to combat digital piracy, Sony BMG packaged millions of
CDs with copy-protection software that automatically installed a “rootkit”
on users’ PCs, which, in addition to preventing consumers from making more
than three copies of their legally purchased CD, also made them vulnerable
to viruses and hackers. Sony BMG initially downplayed the problem, but
after the Department of Homeland Security issued an advisory, the label
recalled more than 4 million CDs. http://files.dmusic.com/music/e/l/electricgypsy/sonydrm.JPG Sony was accused of spying on its customers’ listening habits and was forced to pay several million dollars
to settle class-action lawsuits that alleged violations of spyware laws and
deceptive trade practices.
Unintended consequence: Radiohead offer up In Rainbows for a bargain
pay-what-you-like price.

Rap Attack
#8 Warner junks Interscope
When anti-rap crusaders wanted to deliver a body blow to hip-hop, they took
aim at the Warner Music Group, because its corporate parent, Time Warner,
was American-owned and publicly traded. When Ice-T’s “Cop Killer” became
too hot to handle, Warner Music dropped him, but the label still enjoyed
huge rap hits—particularly through Death Row Records, partially owned by
their Interscope label. http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/ice-t-.jpg But when Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole attacked Warner Music in his stump speech, Time Warner panicked, ordering the sale of Interscope to rival Universal. Universal soon became the
biggest record company in the world—in large measure due to Interscope hits
by Tupac, Dr. Dre and Eminem. Warner Music went on a long slide and was
finally sold in 2004.
Unintended consequence: Time Warner shareholders never have to worry about
who killed Tupac.

Something’s Happening, But You Don’t Know What It Is
#7 Music publisher gives away Bob Dylan
In the early 1960s Leeds/Duchess was a legendary music-publishing company
but far from the hippest: It knew Tin Pan Alley but couldn’t find a
Greenwich Village coffeehouse with a compass. Yet when Columbia signed Bob
Dylan in 1961, they steered him to Leeds, where he happily signed a
publishing deal with a $1,000 advance. The following year, Dylan’s new
manager, Albert Grossman, got out of the deal with the disinterested
publisher simply by repaying the $1,000. http://www.bobdylanlyrics.net/bob_dylan_4.jpg Dylan’s new publisher, the savvier M. Witmark & Sons, received 237 songs—many of them future standards worth tens of millions of dollars—in just the first three years.
Unintended consequence: The receptionists at Leeds/Duchess never have to
field calls asking what “All Along the Watchtower” is really about.

Nothing Exceeds Like Excess
#6 Casablanca rides strong sales straight to the poorhouse
No record label represents the coked-up inanity of the late ’70s like
disco-driven behemoth Casablanca. In 1978, the label simultaneously shipped
a million copies of four solo albums by each member of their biggest rock
act, Kiss, so they could justifiably claim the records “shipped platinum.”
The albums sold well—but not that well. Record stores returned hundreds of
thousands of unsold copies, inspiring comedian Robert Klein to joke that Casablanca’s
releases “shipped gold and returned platinum.” http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jasonally/casalogo.jpg The label continued to lose
millions a year throughout the late ’70s, until part-owner PolyGram Records
bought out founder Neil Bogart for $15 million in 1980.
Unintended consequence: Hey, man—400,000 extra surfaces to snort drugs
from!

Whoa, Mama
#5 The RIAA sues a struggling single mom for digital piracy.
In the court of public opinion; it’s hard to find a more sympathetic
defendant than a single mother of two, earning $36,000 a year. So what in
the name of common decency was the Recording Industry Association of
America thinking when it went after 30-year-old Jammie Thomas from
Brainerd, Minnesota? The RIAA accused Thomas of using the P2P service Kazaa
to illegally share mp3 files of 24 songs, including Journey’s “Don’t Stop
Believin’,” the Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris” and Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills,
Bills.” http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/images/2007/10/15/communism_2.jpg Thomas pleaded not guilty, blaming the shared files on mistaken identity, but last October a jury disagreed and fined her $222,000. That
breaks down to a whopping $9,250 per song—more than six times her annual
salary. At press time, Thomas was planning an appeal.
Unintended consequence: The nation’s toddlers and fluffy kittens rush to
erase their hard drives.

Pay (Somebody Else) To Play
#4 Indie promoters take the major labels to the cleaners
After the payola scandals of the ’50s, the government barred record labels
from paying radio stations to play records. The solution: set up middlemen
to do the dirty work! “Independent promoters” represented the labels’
interests to radio programmers, creating a massive cash flow of corruption.
Even a mid-size hit could cost $700,000 in promo expenses—cash, vacations,
drugs and other illicit rewards for mustachioed DJs—and labels ended up
paying to get airplay for huge artists the stations would have spun anyway.
http://www.mattthecat.com/uploaded_images/freedwabc-791985.jpg
A lot of coked-up DJs got nice tans, while the labels spent unnecessary
millions and covered their balance sheets in bloody red.
Unintended consequence: Colombian GDP spikes each time Mariah Carey
releases a single.

Detroit At a Discount
#3 Motown sells for a pittance
In 1988 Berry Gordy Jr., reportedly losing millions of dollars on the label
he had founded decades earlier, sold Motown and its incomparable back
catalogue to MCA and investment company Boston Ventures for $60 million.
How bad was that price? The next year, Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss sold
their A&M Records to PolyGram for roughly $500 million. In 1990, David
Geffen got about $700 million for Geffen Records and in ’92, Richard
Branson unloaded Virgin Records to EMI for $960 million. http://www.logodesignworks.com/logo-designs/logo-design-m/main/Motown.gif And five years
after buying Motown, Boston Ventures cashed out, selling the label to
PolyGram for $325 million—a return of more than 500 percent.
Unintended consequence: The Motown Atlantic airline, and Berry’s career as
a trans-global balloonist, have yet to materialize.

Tomorrow Never Knows
#2 Decca Records A&R exec tells Fab Four, “No, thanks”
Dick Rowe was not the only record-label executive who passed on the Beatles
in the early ’60s, but he was the only one who brushed off their manager,
Brian Epstein, with the astute prediction that: “Groups with guitars are on
their way out.” Epstein begged Rowe to reconsider, so Rowe hopped a train
to Liverpool to check out the band live. When he arrived at the Cavern, he
found a mob of kids trying to force their way into the club in the pouring
rain. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhNVqjNK-VkNI0dLAag6QkGO8yflqQLaWuGWuMsFjuoqyH9-1Yu0wfOhUzW59MfC1QufchpxDTjOYmC2Kw3wwAz7PVwEmhNYPaGHfzRmAPoK8he85besejddhysSBSHBtwj6Q/s320/NOT+the+Beatles+FRONT.jpg Annoyed, he smoked a cigarette, went home and signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
Unintended consequence: The Monkees

THE BIGGEST RECORD-COMPANY SCREWUP OF ALL TIME
#1 Major labels squash Napster
Shawn Fanning’s file-sharing service attracted tens of millions of users,
but instead of trying to find a way to capitalize on it, the Recording
Industry Association of America rejected Napster’s billion-dollar
settlement offer and sued it out of existence in 2001. Napster’s users
didn’t just disappear. They scattered to hundreds of alternative
systems—and new technology has stayed three steps ahead of the music
business ever since. http://cdn2.maxim.com/blender/files/2008/03/11/20biggestrecordcompanyscrewupsofalltime/fs_napster_dead.gif The labels’ campaign to stop their music from being acquired for free across the Internet has been like trying to cork a
hurricane—upward of a billion files are swapped every month on peer-to-peer
networks. Since Napster closed, “there’s been no decline in the rate of
online piracy,” says Eric Garland of media analysts BigChampagne, who
logged users of son-of-Napster peer-to-peer networks more than doubling
between 2002 and 2007. And that figure doubles again if you count
BitTorrent.
Unintended consequence: Your grandmother deciding to trade up from that
dial-up connection